DOES PAUL UNDERSTAND THE RATING SYSTEM

Me thinks not after a few of us had a little discussion about it yesterday!!

I agree Paul's a jackass when it comes to the ratings!!!

I fink that this lukeee needs help with ratings....u shuld ask me to come do it...i will be honored. in meantime i have ideas....oh yes...mr alex and mr rooney gave me them so bare with me. They say you shuld all 'write down' in order who you fink 'played best' Your fav, first, den the nxt then the nxt. I had to buy wayne rooney shrek 2 for this advice as he says relatives of his are in it. I had to buy mr alex sum nu glasses...i hope he now can see my talent i i start 2nite against 'boro'

Yesterday he thought he was the second best overall player cos she was second the list that wasn't in any order!!!

He's a canny lad, I dont mean anything by the stick I give him, but he is as thick as a whale omelette, which I hear is a bit of a delicacy in South Korea Sun!?! Have you tried it before?

a whale omelette. VILLAGE IDIOT please do not mention food like that on this forum. i have just got clog signed up for bums n tums n dont want people mentioning food that will take him off his new exercie and eating routine. he will be licking his lips and the thought of that food. im back to square 1 with him now !! please be more considerate about your bigger teammates in the future

ha ha fuckin ha!!!

Mr Motivator you are a pratt - simple as!!! Yes I might be heavier than most of the team but I know for sure that I am just a fit as them as well.

FAT or FIT Clogger...

Bet you couldn't do 100 metres in 13 seconds anymore like some people??

Dont be like that Clog. I know u will be angry with me at the moment cos i have introduced this new regime to u but i swear it will benefit u in the long run. At the end of i will even let u star in the background of my new DVD. We will do one of them before and after shots with u.

With my help Village Idiot, FIT Clog will be running 100 metres in under 12 seconds. He will be a new man and i will even let him wear my lycra outfit to run it in

Well I know for a fact that I am fitter and less fatter than you Coiler (aka the Village Idiot) mate!!!!

Fully fit Clogger - couldnt break the 14 sec barrier

At the minute he'd be lucky to break 20

Coiler!! Miles away son...

I doubt it.

Ok - if you think its Coiler that suits me fine..

Im just saying its not thats all - keep guessing

I dont wanna drop u in it Clog but u are rite at the minute Village Idiot. Clog had his first fitness session with me last nite and we did 100 metre challenge. Unfortunately he only made it 40 metres before being out of breath and passing out and i even had a hot pizza waiting for him at the finish line as an incentive

But i stick by my word by the end of regime he will be doing it in less than 12 seconds

Suck my satchell Mr Motivator

There is no need to get offensive. I accept you arent used to the diet and exercise I am setting u but i guarantee u will get there in the end and u will thank me.

I looked forward to our exercise routine tonite. I hope u have done your homework and found out wot FRUIT and VEGETABLES are cos i know when i mentioned it yesterday u didnt have a clue wot i was talking about

Yawn............!!!

Motivator man your crack's shit!!! Fuck off!!!

All of your cack is so zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

I understand u want me to clear off cos it is hard for u to get out of your current diet and lack of fitness but i am here to help u my friend.

Wot does the rest of the people on the forum think ? should i clear off back to GMTV for my big pay package or should i stay around and help your overweight centrehalf get into a fit shape that will get turn him into the sunday league John Terry and improve the team. Please let me have your views...........

A will let you know. by the way wot did you all think of turny yesterday?

Dunno i was doing my daily marathon at the time.

Ok Lukee let me know. I am just trying to help the team and Clog in particular

Well get your fat arse to training tomorrow.

Turny played canny - played some decent balls - he has always had the capability to be a quality left sided player

I think Clogger needs your help Mr Motivator!!! He isn't the biggest fan of pizza, I know that's hard to beleive, but it's true!! If youve only got pizza as an incentive, try thin crust not deep pan, he likes that best and less carbs too!!

I suggest a plate of chicken kievs at the end of the track and he will run like forrest gump!!!

Clogger it's a bum bag not a satchel!!!