a wise man told me!

Well done on a draw yesterday, but is a draw really good enough! I was talking to a senior member of the Glen hierarchy over the weekend. This man is a respected veteran of the Glen, some would say a stalwart leader of men!! I must maintain his anonymity as this was said in confidence and he’s not one to cause a fuss!!

He has raised his concern about the effects of this Forum. Now don’t get me wrong he enjoys a bit crack as much as the next old twisty bastard. His concern stems from the fact that certain individuals use the website to big themselves and the team up! Now facts speak for themselves and the form is poor, the Glen v rarely win but when they do it starts a lot of big talk! I know what’s coming “so and so were missing”. Poor excuse!!.. its Sunday morning football, every team has that.

No, what this legend amongst men was trying to say was simply actions speak louder than words. Clogger, Lukee et al, take heed!

I have a feeling that this 'yao defen' is upset as he is not getting first team football for neirbours up the road in sunny segga. like me you want first team football mr i have arguments with mr alex f. over long hours i must work in takeaway. he did not want my offer of egg foo young and free prawn crackers. but mr 'yao defen' if u dont fink the glen r playing well enuf, you shuld get of ur how u say 'fat arse' and rejoin our team, thats if ur evergrowning 'beer belly' will allow u to run. although it is cumin up 2 'summer' nd u will burn in heat with that hair. i must go...preparing egg noodles. the left overs i will sell in takeway tonight.

A draw isn't good enough!! 3 points was what was required, but surely a point is better than none!!

I can see what your saying Yao, you cant blame, the wind, the ref, the pitch, players missing as everyone has that problem, it's not only windy in Witton!!!

The top and bottom of it, is that the Glen haven't had their best team turn up all season and the remainder of the squad isn't big enough or good enough!! Not having a go at anyone, just saying how it is! Dont want to upset anyone or sound like a knob, I'm just having my opinion!

sun ji park is obviously a good detective as well as a nippy little player. i shall fuck off to where i came from now that i have been rumbled.... but i would reckon your a Sacriston cricket club player as well!!

So Yao you are a Sega player? My information was obviously wrong!!! I like you crack though, so you should stay here!!!! Sun Ji Park is a Sacriston player too, but has close links to the Glen team!!

oh...i do play for man u, my sorces come from mr alex and mr rooney, they no big men, who know bigger men, but none of these bigger men bigger than clogger, or that man that when he walks, the floor shakes, and the rain cumes, his name....i fink they say 'richie'

A was talking to the lads yesterday and a was saying how quiet stewy was on the forum so maybes your him sun ji park?

Stewy cant turn on a computer never mind use one!!!! He is a painter and decorator, cant see him with his laptop and a pot of emulsion!!

I made chinease poem about yao defen:

The wind, stay away, his ever growing belly will fight it
The snow, stay away, his bright glowing hair will melt it
The rain, stay away, he will not be seen for days the pussy
The thunder, it here, he creates it when he walks the streets of sacriston,
He boom, he boom, he thud, he thud, he one ugly mother fucker

Nice poem Sun, I think you are a better poet than footballer!

I write more poem!

This man called dilly is silly,
he dress like a girl with a willy,
he has good crack,
but a waxed back and sack,
and run like the wind round a track.

Very good Sun I like you, your are a nice bloke and a brilliant poet!

Oh mr village idiot u r too nice...back home we would dream of men like you to save us from that bad country...it was mr alex who rescued me but u mr idiot..u are another form....i give u honour...i am now going to call u a natural element...only things i respect are allowed that title

Thankyou Sun, I am really honoured!!! Do you have any names for Clogger? Do they do Sumo wrestling back in Korea? I think Clogger would be good at that!

All good men become natural elements, that mean u mr idiot r like sun, like fire, U POWER! but mr clogger....he is bad man....bad men we spit on, the correct name for these men....
"Fat Fat wanka man" or the regional variation "Ugly Twat"

Some people say he has Asian heritage? Can you not tell by his eyes as some English people say are like piss holes in the snow!

HE CANNOT HAVE ASIAN HERITAGE! He an evil man with poor diet....if u from asia u strong, u have slender body that make the girls go way-oh! HE IS A EVIL DEMON TRYING TO DESTROY GOOD KARMA!!!! HE A FAT BAMBOO WHO SHOULD BE SLAYED WITH STICKS!

I agree. Will the sticks not snap though!!! He is big man!!

The sticks will snap like i snap his neck 2nite..i hope he show....i will kill him...7pm....fyndoune astro....it will be bigga than anyother showdown....electra nd keith....hell no....rocky and appollo...ru kidding....

SUN JI PARK V CLOGGER

TONIGHT

THE TURF

(REFRESMENTS PROVIDED-LEFT OVER SWEET AND SOUR AND PINTS OF CHANG BEER)

I say Sun to win!!! He is too fast and nimble for Cloggy bott!! I will be there to support you Sun!!! You can count on me!