TONIGHT!!!!!!

Tonight we real men go to that place called sacriston and we train like we never trained before! We show that fat man clogger that we not scared of snow! It is a natural element sent down my chinease legends to test us...we fight this test...please...after we play we go back to mine for noodles and chang beer...i got it off my friend g.neville who got it from his brother phil...he play for everton

I will be there Sun even if it's just me and you!! I look forward to the Chang beer!!!

It is slightly out of date but taste gud...u may have a few side effects from it such as non stop what you call 'shagging' and you may have a big urge to slag of 'fat man clogger' but the second one happen anyway

I must have had a lot of chang beer then as I always seem to get the urge to have a go at Cloggy bott!!!! He is an easy target and bites too easilly!! I dont just mean he bites too easilly with food, I mean in general!!! I think the lack of horizontal hoke-koke is finally taking its tole!