training

What was training like tonight? Did Clogger get outpaced by Kev??

Your in luck Garlicman. I was on a scouting mission for the Chinese Embassy of Sacriston last night. I was hoping to see the Bonz play as he is one of the most loved Chinamen and we all like v much his length (tallest chinese person)

All please feel free to visit me – I am based in the back room of the Mayflower. You are all most welcome, as are your pets!!

The one they call Clogger (bowel problems?) was well and truly roasted by Kev. You can view my full Scouting report Below.

Kev- Makes up for a lack of cunning with pure instinct in front of goal. Lethal. 10 (out of 10)

Clogger- Been taking the piss with the biscuit tin. Clogger son- get yourself in shape! 5

Skid- Has been Man of Match for Glen over ten thousand times, so will see past his shocking distribution. 7

Andy Mac- Still shows nice touches but poss lack of confidence. Have Faith, consult your Mantra and all will be well. 6

Goody- Been dipping in Cloggers biscuit tin (whats left!). Still assured and worked hard. 8

Timmy- Obviously plays at a higher level- shows off and dives like a La Liga Star. Still good player. 9

Lukey- Dazzled- but that’s just his boots. Good energy but little came off. Small enough to be Chinese! 6

Fallon- Improved showing and we Chinese love Ginger (Goody too!) 6

Cowan- Turns on a sixpence, then does it again, and again. Good finisher thou. Has promise!

Other performances were slightly anonymous and perhaps not worth mentioning. I hope to be there again next week when hopefully the Bonz will honour us with his prescience.

Thankyour for the report yao defen!! It pretty much sums up what I already know! What about the other tall person, Bainbridge? Did he not shine?

Apoligies Hunks. Bainbridge was not his usual self. Seemed to be playing up front- Surely Kev's Domain and was understandably outshone.

Bainbridge was just coming back from injury so it was understandable that his performance wasnt up to his usual standards.
But he still scored 3.
And also left Fallon for dead with a mesmerising bit of skill b4 a crashing shot that hit the bar.
Lets face it Kev outshone everyone with his goals & celebrations, he must b pushing for a place up front in the Glens starting team.

I think Kev should start on Sunday ahead of Luke, he might do a lot of running, but he has no end product!

Yeah i agree give Kev the ball and he puts it in the net. Luke rarely even scores in training. I think Lukes only advantage over Kev is pace but i would say even that is a close call

I don't think we should be too hard on young master Luke. Kev put many people to shame, in particular the bigger Bessy in goal, who I forgot to mention! Lukey always wanted the ball, and does put it in for the team.

What I can't understand is Kev's shout of Dyer when he scores!!! Surely Kev's a far superior finisher to Dyer

A would start kev on Sunday. considering i am his uncle!

At least you admit defeat!!! What's this I hear about some heated conversations up the turf last night????

a dont no wot you mean.

Ive heard on the grapevine that someone wasnt happy about comments on the forum originated by you?

i, they got the wrong idea but never mind.