TODAYS THOUGHTS....

I am still recovering from my encounter with electra last night and after seeing the light several times thanks to that 'goddess' i think of fings...
*I fink i do not care my wife left me for fat asian sumo. She can get squashed by him for all i care...as long as she leave me adidas poppers in will and a cuple of yen i be happy
*I fink that NATURAL ELEMENT mr idiot is a true asian god. He has been sent down from the skies to make my life happy. He eat at my takeaway and drink my chang beer....he gud gud man...
*I fink that cloggy bot aint that bad...he just nasty and fat and a fucking elepant. He say nasty things about NATURAL ELEMENT lukeee...he just a tosser really....apart from that he ok really
*I fink that yao defen wants to cum back and play for ur team...segga aint fulflling his needs...i dont fink his lass is either...i not surprised...he ordered sweet sour twice and lemon chicken other day at takeaway so she has no choice....

I told you Electra would ride you like Seabiscuit!! We also have a new menace / tossa / jerk / kock sucker / cockney on the forum in the shape of Barry Broudfoot!!

Why are there so many boring people on this twatting forum!! First it was Paul with '' Im the boss '' then it was CLogger on suicide watch and now Broudfoot coming onto a northern forum and having a go!!!

Bring back,Yao Defen, the other village idiot and more updates from Mr R as well!!

Me and my dearest friend Sun Ji Park need more stimulation and need to have other topics of chat other than proudfoot's same old crack!!!

U speak like king! We need gud crack...mr proudfoot tuk hint...he log of nd go back to walford....fink peggys selling pints of chang beer for cheap in the vic and wellard the dog has returned to the square....he shuld be gone for a while...as for the situation on here...REAL MEN STEP UP!
we need u for the sake of ourselves....me and NATURAL ELEMENT mr idiot need friends to share our passion for taking piss outta those less fortunate.....we fight like men of power and fire....

I think he has!!!! Either that or he is shagging Pudsy!!! Your fucking huckle!!!

Turn the page lads!

Why do I need to turn the page Paul!!!

don't worry barry is having his jaw wired

i fucking hate cockneys

so who you lot playing this weekend, another tough one for ya?
do you have players this week

Did you bray Barry?? I think I'm starting to like you Butterbean!!!

The Glen are playing The Travellers Rest, away. I think as usual we are struggling for players because of a bit of an injury crisis.

Are you wanting a game?

I cud get a few players from the Wheatsheaf 2 play 4 u's if u's r struggling as we do not have a game this week.

I've got sum contacts. I cud maybe get Lovejoy 2 play 4 u's or Tubes from Socceram.

Yeah, they could both play for us. Tubes looks like a good solid defender who isn't scared of a tackle and Lovejoy looks like a bit of a creative '' fancy dan ''!!!

As long as you aren't playing! You dont look much of a player Barry, dont think you would have much coordination and look as weak as piss!

I'll hav u know I was on the books at Fulham Falcons Football Club who lie in 6th place in the London Borough Western Conference 2nd division. A deadly striker in my day i was. Scored 6 goals in 4 games before retiring 2 take up drinking scotch, its a right touch!! I'd show u scruffy northerners a thing or 2.

I cud get Pudsy 2 play if u like, a pacy winger in his day - that's chicken wings!! A bit like Clogger I suppose.

Im quite suprised Proudfoot, but I will take your word for it!!!

I still think I would have you in my sky rocket '' back pocket ''!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!