[b]Should Stewy be Fed Pizza B4 A game?[/b]

This Subject has been troubling me for a long length of time now, I Think stewy should be fed a decent 14" donner meat pizza and cheesey chips with 5 cans of full fat pepsi before every game, because to quite honest I think he is the slowest man on earth and he needs to speed up. The more calories and sugar in is massive takeaway allowance before a game should speed him up for about a decent half an hour. Also If we replace his water with garlic sauce he may even have a decent second half once in a while because to be harsh Ive seen more talent in a dead whales ball sack! Harsh words for a good point.

Who is this hommie impersonating our good man lukeee8? We can tell it aint the real one, he right more that one sentence, you know what am saying?!