ID

Most identities are already revealed- but this is who they should belong to!

The Fresh Prince- jug eared twat with a massive hogger!! Airton!

Ultimate Warrior- likes to wear spandex and wrestle other men- the real Dilly!

Lukee- I think that Kev is logging on as Lukee!! If it helps you Kev, use alphabet spagetthi to spell things out, read the pasta, make sure it makes sense, then send your post! We all had to move on from Thomas the Tank (not Barry’s rhyming slang!) in tomato sauce at some point!

Barry Proudfoot- Cockney twat! Nobody likes a fucking cockney! Has Norwich Phil been getting on this site! (Before anyone gives me a geography lesson I know where Norwich is!!)

Electra Myers- Many people believe that this is Dilly. I think its Davey Bainbridge senior! Electra Myers is apparently Cloggers Mam, so I don’t want to get offensive! I think we’re looking for anyone in the team who resembles Clogger - Dave Bainbridge senior! If you cant understand the logic of this, imagine clogger sucking on Davey’s right teat, mother and child so natural together, a sight to behold!! You with me now!

Laurent the Bear 2- Big and aggressive, a bit of a looker, a real mans man (just ask his uncle hetton)- got to be Clogger!

Sun Ji Park- The biggest puzzler of all. Football wise this should be Lukee- a little bundle of energy with no end product- short in stature but nippy and when he first appeared shit crack and bad spelling! But then, the crack started getting better, the spelling improved and the poetry was sublime!! It’s the Poetry and the harshness of his words, which points to Spud.

Butterbean- The one punch knockout king! Lukee!! Just ask anyone at st bedes Junior School- Paul was the hardest in his year.

Mr Motivator- Always pleasing with his imaginative accounts of Cloggers training sessions. The real Mr Motivator, however, is a weirdo, a fitness freak who can’t handle his drink!!…. Dixon

The General- The picture suggests Goody, but yours truly is lacking in leadership skills. No this log in should belong to the true spiritual leader of the Glen, a veteran with wisdom, experience and longevity the younger lads can all aspire to. Glynn ‘Britney’ Askwith. Legend!

Thanks for the that Yao Defen. Maybe these people can come out and confirm if you are right!?!??!?!

This forum is getting as boring and less frequently used as Segga's!!! Come on boys let's have a bit crack!!!

OK, I promise '' No Myers Mam jokes '' the mucky little bitch!

Wrong with most of them Yao

has clogger calmed down since i vacated?

dilly is a good lad but is as gay as a gay dog on gay dog tablets!

i know small idiot. i was just trying to say who they could have been!! i know dilly is electra and so forth. I even know who the general is, i have no idea who you are thou!

Get cracking with your mission then!!!

How do you actually work that one out? Cos I wear a Borat mankini? Does that make Sacha Baron Cohen a homosexual and every other person to don the tight green figure hugging swimsuit? Me thinks not!

one knows nothing about ze general!

Alright Village! Where have you been hiding?!?!?! I hope Myers hasn't scared you off with his threats?

i wasnt refering to the swimsuit mate just the way you are in general! loved that story the time you went to blackpool or wherever and your hair got wet so you got a taxi back to room and re-worked your mop for another hour or so and turned back out....great dedication homie!

p.s whats the best pair of hair straighteners on the market at the moment as im going to grow my hair like yours and where do you get it cut?

Just been keeping low as i think hes hired a hitman to bump me off. As he thinks!!!! he knows who i am but he is an absolute mile off....

iam sorry to disapoint you yao but there all pritty wrong your way of.

Once again, does having long hair make you a homosexual? Rod Stewart, Mick Jagger, Georgie Best, Russel Brand, all had/have long hair and are favourites withe ladies! So I take it you are narrow minded and unless youve' got a skinhead with tramlines your gay!

With regards to the Blackpool story, it wasn't Blackpool, it was Chester-Le-Street.

I would recomend any GHD hairstraigtners, they'll set you back about £100, but they are the best on the market. I get my hair cut at Tony & Guy, usually £30 for a cut! I hope this is enough information for you, although please let me know if you want to know anything else or want to say I'm gay for having an earing or anything else completely stupid! Ya Fucka!!!

Who are you talking to?

The general you little thicket!! Have a look at the posts!!!! Ya Fucka!

or sorry dill.

As thick as fucking Mince!!! You going to training tonight?

I KNOW WHO U ARE ZE GENERAL! But I would never expose you!! But I would tend to think that you are in fact the villageidiot as well!!

I, are you?

yao your right i have 2 computers in my office and am logged on at ame time as village idiot to confuse you!(NOT) you daft git if you were on earlier you would of realised we were logged on at same time, but sorry that mite be just be a little beyond your capabilities!

just as well your lass dont come on here paul as she would realise how bad your crack is! ha ha he he

2 different but very knowledgable people with regards to the Glen, its Players and Football in GENERAL

General a would just do one cos a coulnt give a sh*t who you are!!!!!!!!!!!

Cud this Lukee geezer be any more numb???

Dont call me numb barry. OR a will..............................