CLOGGER AT TRAINING

Sorry lads that i havent been able to keep u up to date with Cloggers recent training. He has told me to keep it top secret as he wants to impress his team mates with his new physique that he believes is already in top shape. I have to keep telling him that he has a long way to go and them love handles are still on show.

Anyway he has been round mine nearly all weekend. Ive seen a couple of posts sayin he is a shit drinker but he fairly downs the shakes i give him. We had one slip up wen he was really hungry and thort my leg was a burnt chicken drumstick - ive got the teeth marks to prove it. He is now more in control of his hunger.

Wot i want to know is how he got on in training tonite? Is his new regime improving him as a player already? or is it too early to tell? Please give me your comments.........

Also keep encouraging him to lose weight as he told me hasnt received much support from his so-called team mates

thanks
Mr Motivator

I know who you are now, mr motivator! Dont worry a wont give it away ha ha ha a never thought it was you...................

Good morning Mr M! How are you? I hope your leg is on the mend shortly although I bet that bite mark seems like a great white has savaged your leg!!!

I'm not having a go at you here Mr M, but I dont think your training is improving his football or his physique!!!! He still has his spare tyres and bitch tits and he still has got no stamina!!!

I would also suggest more work in the weight room as his strength is non existent! Last night Kev brused him aside in a 50/50 tackle like he was tackling a 8 year old not a 20 stone + man!!