TRAINING LAST NIGHT

What did everyone think of training last night?? I thought it was a good game and a good turn out! Moment of the night had to be Kev snapping Clogger in a 50/50 tackle!!! Two giant men went into a tackle and the better one came out on top!!

I enjoyed it as well. I'm sure at one point near the end I heard Bessie say that after they scored it was 2 to us. But can't be 100% sure. It was a close game though in terms of scoreline.

I thought on our team we played some cracking football. I thought Dilly and Goody were excellent for us and we involved in pretty much every goal we scored.

I have to disagree about the tackle with Kev, the ball ran through my legs and it wasn't a full on 50/50 snap like Skeletor is making out!!!

The higlight of the night was my peice of control that had everyone on the pitch in awe, the ball much have been 600 yards up in the air and the way I brought it down and got my shot off, even Thierry Henry would not have been able to do that!!!!!

I'd also like to say, what is Punch's doing with his hair!!!

Thought it was good Electra! was particuarly impressed with kev's tackle, simply brushed aside poor Clogger who is obviously under nourished from Mr M's diet. Chicken Kiev smoothies i've been told!!

was a good knockabout, but how bad was the finishing! worse culprits- big bess, goody, yourself(but you did score a rasper to make up for it), bains (put one on the roof). But was all good, i'm blaming the ball!!

And didnt i tell you Lukee was a hard fucka! see his hair last nite- only a top hard bastard would dare get there hair like that. I said he was the Hardest at st bedes junior school and i stand by it- he'd still knock any of them out!

Credit where it due Clogger! that touch and strike will live long in the memory! bit like Jan Mjolby at his best!

Credit wheres it due Clog! That touch and strike will live long in the memory! when you produce like that i'm reminded of Jan Molby in his liverpool heyday!

Never mind the ball went through your legs Jan, he won the tackle! Simple as!!! Our hardman of the team got snapped!!!!

I thought I played ok, was a bit tired from the game before, but have to say Goody is looking sharper and is getting his fitness back. Could be make a return to the Glen as he isn't getting a game for Sacriston at the moment?


Give credit where it's due, your touch was brazilian like, top quality touch, cant take anything away from you there!

What is Pau doing with this hair? It looks like he has just come out of a concentration camp!

Goodys finished for the season. Thats the official line- only returned for one game at the cricket club after injury but has wrapped it in, due to other commitments. Has stayed signed on to help if there ever short so wont be signing

Its other people and yourself Dilly who say I am the hardman of the team, I've never once said that.

I can put my foot in and its not very often I shy out of a tackle, if I win the tackle - fair enough, if I lose the tackle - fair enough. It no big deal.

I was not there 2 c Clogs bit of magic but his right foot is like a magic wand at times so it wud hav been sublime!!!

I heard that Bainz had a stinker, can any1 confirm this???

His touch was good, but I dont know about his right foot being like a wand!!!

Bainz was as rusty as an old nail!!! His touch was terrible and he could finish if his life relied on it!!!!

U can say that about the lad but I wud still say he is a 10 times betta playa than u ever will b!! Wen u play f.ball ure hair is worse than Kevin Keegan/Rudi Voller in thier playin dayz!! That is not a right touch u dirty stinking northerner!!!

Clogger, 10 times the player I am??? I can only agree Barry!!

I was talkin about Bainz u think northern muppet!!!

I've got to agree there too Barry!!!

Yao defen - please DO NOT mention chicken kievs to Clog again. U have really disturbed his special diet. He has sent me several private messages since sayin "Please let me have a chicken kiev tonite" and "Please go on Mr M surely ive earned it". No u havent Clog. U must keep working hard. As you know we will be having a nice pasta dish round my mansion before your big game tonite. Like u said yesterday it mite make u play like Paolo Maldini.

Also Lukee stop putting posts on sayin u know who i am. Most people on the forum have seen GMTV over the years and know who i am. jackass !

Soory Mr M. the last thing I wanted to do was make you task any harder than it is! We all appreciate your selfless efforts and hope that through your hard work and dedication, Clogger will be the ultiumate athlete once again!

meant to say sorry, not soory, being using Lukees spell check!

Hi Mr M, where have you been? You haven't been on the forum of late? Have you and Sun Ji Park been working out as I haven't heard from him either. Maybe he is working on some more poetry??

Can I come round your mansion Mr M, for extra training?

MR M, have you done much work with Vanessa Feltz and that Arsehole from Phats and Small? I think Vanessa Feltz would be an excellent deterant for Clog- tell him one more kiev and he has to have a night with the Feltz!!

You could also play Phats and small in the backgorund when doing your arobics routine- "got to turn around" for extra motivation. Not that i'm telling you how to do your job mind!

My spelling is terrible mind!!

Yao - i accept your apology for earlier. I realise it must be hard 4 u see your mate struggling to get thru this regime and u only want to see him cheer up by having a kiev. But he must stick to his workout and become the athlete he wants to be. Im not sure about u sayin Ultimate athlete again as i have heard he has never been an athlete and has always been overweight. That is of course until he met me !!
Goin off rumours i have heard about Cloggers past he would luv to spent a nite with Vanessa feltz n wud probably lick the garlic from the kievs off her body. Dont get him excited Yao !

Also Electra u had a workout round mine last week but spent all of your team on the fone to Park Ji Sung. I havent heard from him since that nite. U must of worn him out. Also u scared Lukee that nite by going commando so next time wear some knickers cos he sed he didnt want to see your hairy growler again

Mr M, that is a horrible image. I once seen Vanessa in the flesh at Ibiza and it was horrible. The woman would have to fart to give you a clue!!

I have never been to your mansion!!! I have never met Sun Ji Park in the flesh either!!! He is a great man though who I would like to meet and share poetry with!!!!

How do you know about my hairy growler?

R u the real Electra Myers ? Cloggers mam. cos if u are u came round my mansion last week with Clogger, Lukee and Lukees lass. U must either b pretending to be her or u have been to that many houses in the last week u have forgotten !
Lukee told me u kept flashing the growler at him in my mansion. He sed it was dripping wet
I have met Park Ji Sung wen he seduced Clog into the chinese buffet thru durham. He is a funny man and i admire his poetry

Yeah Yao im sorry 4 giving u that sick image. Clog has told me though he finds her very attractive but that lads says some strange things

No Mr M, I am not the real Electra Myers, I just use her name as I admire her work so much!

Maybe you can come tonight and do our warm up for us?