Sorry about this morning lads
it was my big chance, dave said I could start one day this season and I fucking slept in, my mam sold the clock for some fags
speaking of fags did my uncle dilly turn up?
how is my uncle bains, broken shin bone in 7 places must have hurt, according to an unreliable source
Uncle Hetton you still haven't called home....you owe us some money
My uncle craig is always round to see my mam these days especially on a Sunday morning
I'm dead excited for training, i'm gonna nutmeg you all and get a hat trick
elephant: dumbo