THE BAN IS LIFTED

Finally after being banned for nothing, i have been allowed back in the forum.
There is a few things i would like to clear up. Firstly i would like to confirm that yes i am Andrew Myers AKA Clogger's uncle Derek. I have to say tho that i am not impressed by the accusations 2hunks has been making about me and our andrew. To say we involve in sexual activities together is quite sick.
2hunks obviously heard the rumour that something had between me n my nephew a few years ago but i want to clear the story up. Andrew was very drunk that nite n i think at the age was a little immature n confused about his life, he did make a few comments of a sexual nature to me but i must make it clear that i did not carry out any of the things he asked me to do. That is FACT.
He came to my house to apologise the next day and was back to his normal self as we both sat down n ate 58 chicken dippers between us n several of andrews favourite chicken kievs. The 1 thing i did find a little strange was he seemed to have an infactuation with my little dog Audrey but i think he was just being playful.

Thanks for clearing that up Derek!!! You know how stories get twiseted!!! I obviously got the wrong end of the stick!!

What do you mean being playful with Audrey?

Where is the general?

Yes i felt i had to clear it up cos i go down chester often and there is always a few idiots that shout "oooowwwww uncle derek" at me, how immature.
Well he just seemed to be stroking Audrey in a few inappropriate places but Audrey seemed to like it so i just let him got in with it. Our June (andrews mam) then come so i left him in the room with Audrey. When i returned i realised andrew must of ate too many chicken dippers for his dinner as he had his jeans unbuttoned so he must of been letting his belly hang out. I have told him before not to eat so many but you cant tell some people, especially growin lads like our Andrew.

Im not sure where general is or who he is.

I have also seen and heard those immsture idiots shout things down Chester too.

Were his jeans not unbuttoned for another reason?

Is Andrew's mam ( Your sis ) the Famous June Myers!!! I feel privelaged to be in contact with her relatives!!!!

I know I cant even go out for a quiet pint without getting abuse. They are supposed to be Andrews mates as well. I hope you dont shout abuse at me 2hunks whoever you are.

What other reason could they be unbuttoned for ? I did notice he was a bit flustered and red in the face but our andrew is a little bit podgy and even a little bit of exercise like picking up the tv remote leaves him exhausted.

Yes that is my sister. How is she famous ? She lives a quiet life like myself and spends most of her social life in the Osbourne. How do you know her ?

do you ever do do any work! ugly men