Dogs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If every one was a dog wot would they be?

Bains-Staffordshire Bull Terrier cos he gose for other dogs no in a gay way.

Dilly-sheep dog cos its long hair and likes the sheep.

Me-Spaniel cos they go all day.

Clogger-Great Dane cos hes a big clumsy thing.

D Cowen-Grayhound cos hes shit of a stick

P Cowen- Labradorcos hes intellegent

Fallon-Golden retriever cos its the closset thing to ginger.

Stewy-Bulldog dont need a reson.

Timmy- lurcher cos he looks like a scruff with that hat on.

Bonz-Rottweiler cos hes full of twist

Rhys-Poodle do i need to say why.

And last but not leat Skid- a would have to say hes a cat! haha
plz add others......................

Never mind dogs. the team needs some motivation in them !! and get some fitness into them. its not gonna happen when the fat lad clogger does the warm ups !! u need me to do them

Mr Motivator how you doing? your right by the way cloggers warm ups are crap. but never mind we have dicka back this week.

Alrite Lukee im fine just having a rest between workouts. Nice to see Dicka back he has all my DVDs n does a top warm up though he aint quite as good as me. Clog should stick to wot he is good at - eating !

Also Clog stop PM asking for a Mr Motivator hat n bum bag. Ill see wot i can sort u out but im definitely not sending u the lycra outfit u want as well. Im gonna send u my new DVD and i have accepted your application for the bums n tums workout. Look forward 2 seeing u there n help u lose the bulk.

See yer later im off to burn off some more calories

long live the star jump

people say i am uglier than a dog...it is not my fault my mother back home used to beat me all day with bamboo sticks...