CLOGGERS POEM!

Number of posts : 163 Registration date : 2007-02-28

My name is clogger,
im quiete a man,
im fat as fuck,
foods greatest fan,

my lass detests me,
sick of my belly,
she likes to poke it,
give it some welly,

i look like tin tin,
meet my dog snowy,
but he ran away,
what a fucking joey,

i wish i was thin,
i can only dream,
so while i wait,
i eat through the bin.

Guest

You are very talented Sun!!! I think you should maybe become professional poet if you cant break into the Man Utd first 11 shortly!!!

Number of posts : 53 Registration date : 2007-01-22

Absolute quality!

Guest

I've told him, he is very talented!!!!

I think Clogger likes it too!!

Number of posts : 161 Registration date : 2007-02-07

Lukee,

I think you should ban Sun Ji Park.

Number of posts : 163 Registration date : 2007-02-28

What a girl you are clogger...wanting me banned...u will not suceed...lukee is not a pussy anymore....hes a fully grown golden lion...can u not tell from those boots? U are no happy with the poem, bad news for u mr cloggy bot, i am having a book published, mr alex pay, "101 Poems about the fat man clogger and other humorous anectodes"

Guest

You cant ban people, just because you have got no crack or banter Cloggy bot!!!

Subject: Re: CLOGGERS POEM! Tue Mar 20, 2007 10:33 am

That is canny fuuny sun

Number of posts : 163 Registration date : 2007-02-28

You know it make sense mr lukee...i make u men laugh...all except mr clog bot...he racist...not like me from day one.....i will see him...2nite up turf....he will not have clog bot no more after chang beer and fried noodles....5 days old is the best way to serve...

Guest

He just doesn't have any sense of humour!!! This is a man who doesn't like The office, Only Fools and Horses, Pheonix Nights, Peter Kay, etc,etc!!!

He doesn't know something funny when it smack him in the face!!!

Number of posts : 163 Registration date : 2007-02-28

He will laugh one day....u have the power Mr Idiot and Mr Lukee...u r natural elements.....like fire, like sun....u have POWER!

Number of posts : 161 Registration date : 2007-02-07

I do like only Fools and Horses actually Starvin' Marvin!!!

Number of posts : 163 Registration date : 2007-02-28

Well u r only fool mr clog bot, u big fool, u r racist to me and i am already not happy today....my wife left for asia....that women....althoug electra myers just sent me a message...keiths gone out....i might miss training lads...this opportunity to good to miss.... Smile

Guest

This is the type of man your dealing with!!! I do like Only Fools & Horses!!! See no banter, no one laughing, just a fat boring twat!!!! This fucker is so boring!!! No wonder his lass isn't giving him any!!!

Number of posts : 163 Registration date : 2007-02-28

Well u r only fool mr clog bot, u big fool, u r racist to me and i am already not happy today....my wife left for asia....that women....althoug electra myers just sent me a message...keiths gone out....i might miss training lads...this opportunity to good to miss....

Guest

I would miss an hour of footy for an hour with juicy june!!!! She will ride you like sea biscuit!!!!

Subject: Re: CLOGGERS POEM! Tue Mar 20, 2007 10:49 am

whos june? dont say clogers mam.

Number of posts : 163 Registration date : 2007-02-28

June is electra myers....i am missing training 2nite lukee...her man by marriage keith is gone....we make sweet music....so sorry lads....showdown between me nd mr myers no show....for now cherry

Guest

Yeah it is!!! She is a nice lady!

Number of posts : 35 Registration date : 2007-03-23

Wow Sun Ji! Your poetry is da bomb, you know im thinking of reforming fresh prince and jazzy jeff but YOU could be the new jazzy, write me sum more rhymes bro, we could make some hot beat, you know what am saying?! king

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