2nd poem of the day

There once was a mouse called Keith
who circumcised boys with his teeth
it wasn't for lesiure
or sexual pleasure
but to get to the cheese underneath!

that's lovely Tom - perhaps you can sell a small book as part of a fundraising scheme in order that we can pay for Bains' fines

thats lovely barry but theres only so many i can think of.... by the way how's cillit bang?

Pleased you asked - I had an old dirty penny - put it in my Cillit Bang and now its bright and shiney. I'm so pleased

Thinking about using it on this forum to try and clean up some of the mess that Lukee has been spoutin

don't mean to be rude barry after purchasing your product the other day with the greatest intentions of cleaning up my whole coin collection of 16th n 17th century coins, only to discover that fore-mentioned product did not shine up to my expectations?! Can you shed light on this? Or is this an advertising stunt?

It's all lies I tell you!!!

http://bang.adamwelch.co.uk/

Thankyou very much nick for your beautiful insight into the world of cillit bang. I am deeply ashamed and totally disheartened to learn that the one time hero of mine is nothing but a tv fraud. He should be on rouge traders.

In even worse news Fallon appears to have dislocated his thumb tonight playing 5-aside (it was certainly at a crazy angle) maybe even broken it. Have to see how he is for Sunday but I'm guessing he's not going to be training tomorrow.

Ive dislocated my little finger before and it certainly does hurt! I cant imagine he will be there on Sunday!

there aint a game this sunday so he should be ok for the next game

He might not be? Depends what he has done and what the docs say!

How's your Andrew?? Does he still have that shaffy looking jack russell that is always barking and wanting Attention?

Pity about fallers! was looking forward to seeing the young ginge on tonight!

Hoping to make it up for a bit of scouting tonight. might b running a bit late but you's lads never see me anyway- usually hovering about somewhere!

all went abit quiet last nite- did everbody get a bit scared when lukee started bullying us! dont know about you zizou, but i felt a bit violated, abused almost by his behaviour towards us.

I will keep a look out for you tonight yao defen!!! I might see you.

I decided to leave the forum last night, I was sick of Paul's jibes and bullying!!!

I think he has something against us!

So Yao, who are you looking forward to seeing at training tonight? It's got to be that Robust striker by the name of Kev?......Dont know his surname!

Kev as always- interesting to see how he plays- just stay up wind!!

Be nice to see clogger back and hopefully the chinese superstar- bonz- will be returning.

Lukee might be under scrutiny as he's benn running the midfield recently!!!!!!!!!!!!, and if goody turns up - there could be little bit of tension between the warring cousins!

Did you ever return any more for spennymoor?!

Yeah definetely stay up wind of Kev, my nostrils are still stinging from last week!

Did you ever return any more for spennymoor?!? You will have to explain Yao? Sorry I dont understand?

sorry zizou, possibly got you mixed up with somebody else. just one of my old mates was saying he used to have a dvd showing some people from spennymoor having fun!! wasn't really sure what it was all about, but he thought one of the glen lads might have still had it. have to tell him he ws wrong!

I had that briefly, wasn't very entertaining! Passed it onto a colleague who has utilised it!