CLOGS NEW REGIME - DAY 2 - CLOG VS KEV

Hello guys. After deciding to cancel training last nite Clog showed up at my mansion with his mate Kev and told me they wanted to prove to each other who was the better man. Kev was a very pleasant person and insisted on calling me Uncle M and I wasn’t going to argue with him.

We sat down again for our special designed shake (sprouts, melon n rhubarb) this time I added a bit of asparagus to add to the flavour. Kev loved the stuff. Then suddenly Clog burst into tears about the abuse he has been receiving on the forum. I told Kev to leave us n I could hear him in the corridor happily running about shouting “Shearer, get in, goal !!”. I calmed Clog down n told him to be a man and defeat his bullies by completing my regime. He pushed out his chest, wiped away the tears and said he was up 4 it.

I then got them off on the challenges. The 1st one was to complete 2 laps of my pool. Kev and Clog was no context as Kev went thru the water like Duncan Goodhew whereas I had to jump in and save Clog after he completed half a length. 1-0 Kev

Next 100 metre sprint. Kev was out of the traps like a greyhound and left the big man Clogs trailing out of breath and sadly he didn’t finish. I clocked Kev at 10.8 seconds. 2-0 Kev

They then both insisted on one final event of wrestling. They both borrowed my lycra outfits and covered each other in baby oil. I thort this was getting a bit sick so I left the room. I gather Kev won cos I could hear Clog screaming n then Kev come back in holding Clogs lycra outfit above his head shouting “Shearer definitely hit the back of the net that time !!”

So Kev won the bum bag, hat and Mr Motivator badge saying “Ive been motivated” and said he couldn’t wait to tell his Uncle Hetton. I realise I have got a lot of hard work with Clog and he wont b inviting Kev again but I think he can achieve his goal. If you see Clog please encourage him in this difficult time and tell him he can do it

Morning Mr M,

Thanks for the update from day 2!! It sounds like Clogger is struggling and didn't raise the bar to the challenge of Kev.

I just hope Clogger doesn't see this as total defeat and calls it a day, although he was up against a hell of a man, a man mountain in Kev, that lad is a real all rounder!

Did you think Clogger enjoyed the wrestling? He told me this morning his bum was hurting. How could that be? It was wrestling wasn't it?

He did struggle but he was up against someone who could easily b an olympic athlete.

I have total Clog to keep his spirits up and he knows there is no quick fix to go from over 20 stone to 13 stone. I am expecting him back round the mansion tonite for day 3.

Well it was supposed to b wrestling but i didnt witness it. I did hear a shout from Kev at one point saying "One up the bum no harm done". And yes Clog did seem to b walking strange as he left. Im sure he is ok for tonite

Listen here I am no faggot, Mr Motivator

I love the ladies, learning everything I know from my uncle hetton
after all he did score with me ma in the bus stop
and I actually showed a girl my tinky at the park the other day

tonight i have my own action to take care of

I am participating in the north east bum fight championships you may have seen the US DVD its where you go round beating up tramps i know of one who is in for it tonight......he lives just past daisy hill club and has tramp like hair and clothes and smells funny

I want to race my uncle paul next....Mr M can you organise or maybe have a duel for his lady....cos she wants me for my body
She winked at me last night and I gave her half my twix while paul was wondering why no one was on the turf

wwwwwoooooooonnnnnnneeeeeyyyyyyyyy

Im sorry for accusing you of that Kev but u have to admit u did leave Clog in a battered n bruised state.

I agree u should sort that tramp out. He needs a good beating if its the same one im thinking about.

And yes i will arrange your dual race 4 b4 the match on sunday around the pitch twice with Lukee. He dont stand a chance against an olympic hopeful like yourself even with them shit yellow boots. In fact I think he will do a no show, he is that thick he probably will end up at fyndoune again wen no-one is there. im sure his lass will b there tho and u can take her off him. ive seen her wink at u loads of times and blow u kisses and she seems to show a bit more leg when she knows you are around

hello men, kevin...my friend...i hope we get a game for the glen...we will get them up the league...give power to the team...we win stepy coaches....

What is the tramp called?

The tramp i am thinking of has player description on Glen web as....................................... I enjoy drinking and going to the sunbeds 3 times a week, hence the orange look! Other hobbies include archery, oil painting, reading, horse riding, boar hunting

I reckon Kev is thinking of the same one

That's me Mr Mr!!! I thought me and you were friends too!

We were cos i appreciate your support in the help i am giving to your teammate Clog but if Kev wants to lash u, i felt i had to side with him cos he is a scary man & i wudnt want to face his fury.

I cant wait to see him skin Lukee and take his lass off him in there race on Sunday morning

I undestand you not going against Kev, he is my hero!!! Please support me in getting Clogger banned from the forum for longer!!

He should be exercising not sitting at a PC!!!!


What do you have in store for Clogs for day 3?

Yes i agree there should be no computer access for him. Please keep him banned Lukee. Rite now he should be due to finish work and going for a jog b4 he comes round mine tonite.

I dont want to unveil wot i have planned for him tonite. I will keep u notified in the morning of how DAY 3 went. One thing is for sure tho he will be having a pint of the yummy shake

Mr M I am concerned

I watched the programme about fatties last night and in hospital their intake was reduced to 1500 per day

this could surely send clogs over the edge

Rumour has it he likes posh wanks so he will be burning a few calories there

4 wanks a day x 30 secs x 6 days (too tired on a sunday)
that could be up to 200 calories burnt in the week
please take this in to account

VILLAGE can you confirm the story of the posh wanks
(I hope you weren't with him at the time)

Thanks for your concerns butterbean. I am glad to see his team mates are finally start to coming round and try and help him in this difficult time. He will do it with the support from his team mates, i just know he will.

Also VILLAGE IDIOT please clear up this rumour. I was wondering why he kept disappearing last nite with my DVDs

Listen you stupid lycra bitch

i am no team mate of him and certainly not for the glen

just bored of our site for an hour or two

I would like to confirm and clear this up very quickly!!!

I was not present!!!!!

He was participating in some right hand sex action with the trusted durex, thinking he was getting away with his dirty deed while his wife was out and he had the house to himself ( Well his dog, Holly was present ). The fat thick get did forget to dispose of the wrapper and left it on the bedroom floor. On returning to the house, his wife found the wrapper and asked Andrew what was it!!! It's a blob wrapper you fucking idiot he replied. No She said, what is it doing in the spare bedroom. He then got a bit embarrased and had to confess to his wife about what he was getting up to while she was at Iceland stocking up on mini kiev's!!!

What a fucking wanker!

You're a one to talk Dilly.

On a weekend to Liverpool to couple of years ago, I was unfortunate to share a room with him. The next morning Bainbridge came into our room when Dilly was trying to go back to sleep, Bainbridge decided to pull the bedsheets off Dilly - only to find a single sock in the bedsheets. That single sock we believe was being used for masterbation purposes, hense the nickname of it being Dilly's wank sock!!!!

ur crack desperate cloggy bot...go back to the kebab shop you crawl out of....u bad bad man...trying to break our peaceful karma...

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww God!! Paul, please ban him again he is such a boring twat!!! That is total bullshit and is that all he's got to say after a day of being banned!!!