CLOGGERS NEW REGIME - DAY 4 - THE COMEBACK

Well lads u will be pleased to know Clog showed up at my mansion last nite and looked ready 4 action. He actually brought a member of his family (Electra Myers) and a couple of his friends along (Lukee & his lass) for some support.

As usual I got them some shakes, this time I mixed it up a bit and provided a mix of broccoli barley mango and of course rhubarb in the shakes. Clog loved this mix & Electra seemed to love swallowing the thick creamy texture.

I then told Clog I heard rumours after I saw him last nite he went out and got a 12 inch pizza, he strongly denied the accusation. Electra piped up n sed I must of got the wrong Myers cos she was the one that had a good 12 inches last nite. Lukee being the bright lad he is asked wot flavour and she commented it was oriental (Sun Ji ?!?!)

I then told Clog his challenge of the nite was an assault course in my back garden. Lukee loved the sound of that and asked if he could join in. I sed 2 watch out cos there was a big dark scary tunnel on it, Electra again piped up n sed Lukee cud cum down her tunnel any day he wanted ! He give her a wink. I was surprised Lukees lass didn’t kick off but she seemed to be constantly texting away and was ignoring Lukee n Electras flirting.

We left the ladies inside and Lukee asked if he cud play sergeant as he saw Clog as Private Pyle from Full Metal Jacket and wanted to motivate him. I thort I wud let him so I left them 2 it.

Back inside Electra was either ordering Clog a Chinese or having some fone sex with a Chinese man cos she was getting well excited. I tried to turn the charm on Lukees lass and it seemed to work a treat as she led me to the bedroom. Just as I thort it had worked it turned out to be a decoy as big Kev came flying thru the window and knocked me out cold. I vaguely remember screams of Shearer and I seen he had a mags t-shirt with “Uncle Hetton 69” on the back.

I come round about an hour later and there was no sign of any of them except Lukee that was still running around in the garden with them daft yellow boots on. He sed he last saw Clog chasing a wild whore……I sed “Electra??”…..Lukee sed I misheard, he sed “a wild boar!”……..I sed “ So it was Electra” but Lukee sed it wasn’t her. It’s a mystery then where Electra, Lukees lass or Kev went. Can anyone let me know ??

Ive spoke to Clog this morning n he denies Lukees story n sed he just jogged home 4 some exercise. Anyway Clog is coming round mine tonite n all day Saturday 4 a proper workout. He will of lost ½ stone my match day on Sunday so please all team mates compliment him then on his efforts. Im not sure if I can come to game to watch in my tight schedule so please someone put on the forum how he played and tell me if my regime is working.

U must be sum fitness freak u dirty northern tramp!! A glass of scotch every hour is the best way 2 shed a few pounds, u r never away from the toilet. Maybe u cud get clog on that, although I've heard he can't handle his beer these days. U's Northerners cant drink anyway.

Thanks for the update Mr M!! Those shakes sounds mmmmmm...........I knew June would enjoy swallowing that. She always like swallowing!

I'm pleased he turned up and people where there to support him!!!

I would like to know where everyone went though!!! Maybe we will find out in time?

Are you ok after your bang on the head from Kev? That lad doesn't know his own strength!!!! He's as strong as an ox!!

Can anyone else confirm the wherabouts of Kev, Electra and Paul's lass?

Thanks for your concern VILLAGE IDIOT, I am feeling a lot better today after having a couple of refreshing shakes. Your rite about that Kev, I have never felt power like that before.

And I also feel that out of all the Glen players u seem to be the one that wants to help Clogger the most. Some of them don’t seem to care about the hard work he is putting in to help the team. I think I can rely on u so can you tell me how he gets on this Sunday and wen u see him please congratulate him on his his hard work so far.

I hope someone can let me know where Kev, Electra and Lukees lass are cos I will soon have to go to the police and report them as missing people. It aint gonna look good for me as they were last seen at my mansion.

I am really really concerned about Clogger and I just want him better!! I want him to fight and win his battle against food and shed those pounds........................well stones and mantain a healthy lifestyle.

It's going to be hard, this lad was having Mars Bar & Taz bar smoothies in his bottle when he could just crawl!!! He then moved onto mashed up Big Mac's and Deep fried snickers when he had his first teeth and could manage solids! From there he moved onto 14'' inch pizza's on his morning break at school to liquised cream eggs for mouth wash!!! It was spiraling out of control and thinks seem to have gone from bad to worse!!! In his teen years, things just got worse '' I one saw him begging to his brother Lee for just '' one more burger ''!!! It was on the verge of desperation and he was in despair because his brother had only bought him 3 Triple Deckers with cheese and extra onions, with mustard, ketchup and mayonaise!!!

I am just trying to let everyone know and paint of a bit of a picture about his past eatings habits!! Some people might say it's greed, gluten or he's a fat pig, I would say it's more addiction. It's like a junkie trying to stop taking heroin, and alcoholic trying to stop swigging from the bottle its not as easy as swapping Toffee crisps for to-fu!

Let's all get behind Clogger and support him!!!!

I hear your always trying to get behind clogger!

Cos your a bummer and as for support you mean your winky don't ya you dirty lanky tramp

the forum has gone down the pan even ours is fucking cack

where are all the people surely there not working on a fri

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barry clitt bang
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really everyone but boring boring fucked up spelling luke

Butterbean - I can confirm Dilly/Craig Evans/THE VILLAGE IDIOT/Mr Motivator/Sun Ji Park is that way inclined.

He has tried it on with me on several occasions and I have stopped him everytime, it got to the point where I dare not get changed in the Glen changing room when he is there.

I'm not chocolate stabber!!! I set this warning out to all Glendenning Arms players.

we know your not a chocolate stabber your a chocolate fondu eater

as for tried many times surely once was enuff then you planted the bastard but did you encourage him....maybe give mim the odd wink


several fucking times more like


and for scared to get changed thats cos of your body like mine, big and bold and covered in baby oil

All this talk of gay unsettles me...it wasn't allowed back when I was pro.

Owen Hart was gay like, but we sure fixed him!

My message to all the little warriors out there: Lift weights - be straight!

Clogger, get rid of that Mr Motivator guy and just use my picture as an incentive. That's how I got like this, by cutting out the pies (and maybe from sharing needles).

Trust me butterbean, there was no encouragement from my part.

There is only so many times you can jarp someone.

He obviously likes big lads. I mean look at his relationship with Stewey Rawling, you'd think that Stewey was the god of Edmondsley by the way he licks his bot hole!!!

His current girlfriend is only a cover up act so I've been told. Barrymore got away with it for many years so that must be Dilly's plan as well.

Your right you skinny little runt

Speaking of fixes Warrior. Surely the match at Wrestlemania VI when you defeated Hulk Hogan for the WWF (at the time) championship was a fix. No-body could beat the Hulkster coz he's immortal!!!

I think you need to jarp him harder

I've heard of stewy he does works out with me and I think he is straight

but as the song goes

'he's a tramp but they love him'

listen you pair of fags

clogger and i think fallon who ever you are, don't know you (mr luke previous posts)

wrestling is fake and only fags believe in it

however texas tornado sadly dead now but that was a real wrestler

Wrestling is quality!!! I agree the Tornado was a legend!!!

maybe you should take it up with VILLAGE if he hasn't tried beforE

I am not a homo fat boys's!!! Andrew, are you happy now everyone is picking on someone else???? Are you out of your little huff?!?!?!

Andrew, if I was a claude gaylord, I certainly wouldnt go for a chump like you!!!

Shut it, Butterbean! Texas Tornado couldn't half wrestle, but he used to touch kids. He had to be dealt with.

Fix? Clogger, I'm THE WARRIOR, nobody can beat me. Have you not seen me do the shakey rope thing when I'm getting my second wind - I'm awesome! Plus, nobody can survive a gorilla press.

I wasn't the one who propersitioned my flesh and blood Andrew!! I beleive you suggested you would like to perform a sex act on your Uncle!!

Who's the Barrymore? Me thinks you jelly belly!

Andre' the giant could kick your ass

and VILLAGE could bum it

Barrymore swung both ways

maybe you and clogger are that way inclined

I haven't read Barrymore's autobiogrpahy so wouldn't know!!

Your crack is shite now!!!! As well as looking like Fred Elliott, you have got Red Elliottitis, you like repeating your yourself!!! Your as boring as Clogger!!!

Wrestling is for kids or people who dont like real sports or cant do other sport's!

That looked like a canny bite from IDIOT!!!

The few posts I have put on don't even scratch the surface on some of the things you have put about me.

How can you say Wrestling is for people who can't do proper sports, surely you should be taking it up because you can't play football, pool or snooker - 3 sports that I am considerably better than yyyyooooouuu at!!!